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 With regard to time, here's the latest poop
 By Christie C. Babbit, Deseret News staff writer
 
 PROVO - it's a dirty 
                job, but somebody had to think of it.  Kristin Murdock, a vivacious new 
                business owner, is offering an interesting - if rather degusting - new 
                product that's caught interest inside and outside the United States: 
                cow-pie clocks.
 
                  Murdock admits with laughter that some people who see her cow pie creations 
                  tell her it's sick.  However, those are the same people who moments later are 
                  telling her who they know that would like one.
                 
                  "I know this is strange.  It's kind of sick in a way, but it sells and it's 
                  fun!" she said after showing off her production facility - a picnic table in 
                  her back yard - at her Provo home.    
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