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The Cow-Pie Story

Our new book is a look back at the creation of Cow-Pie Clocks and the adventures we've had! It's a hilarious memoir of healing in the pasture!




Dung in Utah

This tag assures you that our "Farm Fresh" Cow-Pies are carefully hand-picked from millions of organically grown specimens, sun-dried in the fields of southern Utah. It's time for some pie.



With regard to time, here's the latest poop
By Christie C. Babbit, Deseret News staff writer

PROVO - it's a dirty job, but somebody had to think of it. Kristin Murdock, a vivacious new business owner, is offering an interesting - if rather degusting - new product that's caught interest inside and outside the United States: cow-pie clocks.

Murdock admits with laughter that some people who see her cow pie creations tell her it's sick. However, those are the same people who moments later are telling her who they know that would like one.

"I know this is strange. It's kind of sick in a way, but it sells and it's fun!" she said after showing off her production facility - a picnic table in her back yard - at her Provo home.     Read the entire story...







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