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This tag assures you that our "Farm Fresh" Cow-Pies were carefully hand-picked from millions of organically grown specimens, sun-dried in the fields of Southern Utah. It's time for some pie. With regard to time, here's the latest poop By Christie C. Babbit, Deseret News staff writer PROVO - it's a dirty job, but somebody had to think of it. Kristin Murdock, a vivacious new business owner, is offering an interesting - if rather degusting - new product that's caught interest inside and outside the United States: cow-pie clocks. Murdock admits with laughter that some people who see her cow pie creations tell her it's sick. However, those are the same people who moments later are telling her who they know that would like one. "I know this is strange. It's kind of sick in a way, but it sells and it's fun!" she said after showing off her production facility - a picnic table in her back yard - at her Provo home. Read the entire story... |
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